(is my use of the word random annoying anyone yet? because that is my intention he he)
ME: there are some terms on the board, and some explanations on your desk. match them up while we wait for everyone else to come in.
random student: why has your voice gone all high and squeaky? is it because the inspectors might come in? don't worry we'll be good (can i take all of my students and put them in my pocket and take them home?)
later on in the lesson..
same student: stop looking at the door. if they come in, they come in. you're doing fine anyway (sometimes i think my students are more mature then me. this worries me slightly)
cocky student i have a love/hate relationship with: if the inspectors come in, i'm going to tell them you threatened to kill me.
ME: what, when did i do that?
cocky student: last week when you were teaching the passive voice.
ME: oh yes.. well at least you remembered it.
(i killed jack/ jack was killed (by me) )
my boss: oh, you've put on your self assessment sheet that computer skills is a weakness.
ME: yes.. it's something i need to work on
my boss: oh but you're good with computers. you're always on there in your plan and prep time
(?? so does that mean i have permission to abuse my p&p time on the blogosphere??)
another random student: i like the colour of your hood thing(purple)
ME: thank you. it's called a hijaab.
random student: oh, do you have one in every colour?
random student:what colour is your hair?
RS: (surprised) really?
super sweeet colleauge: i see you're not wearing a brooch today.
ME: i had one on, but it must have fallen off:(
SSC:oh dear, have you checked lost property?
ME: the one in the other buidling. can't be bothered now, i might do later.
later on in the day..
SSC: here's your brooch.
ME: aww, did you go down especially to get this?
SSC yes, i thought i may as well.
(don't things like that just make you smile )
ME: so the advent of new teachnology has brought about the need for new words. such as blog, for example.
does nobody know what a blog is?